GET MAD

UH IS THIS WHERE YOU SIGN UP FOR TESTING?

moderatetroublemaker

YES, YES IT IS

Hi Cave. I want to ask which contract to sign to test your combustable lemons?

Anonymous

ANY CONTRACT

NEEAAAARRRRHHHHH, CAROLINE.

cylo:

scienceyeah:

BLEARRHAHGARAHARAHGAAAAAA

goodbye-caroline:

cylo:

m-e-dic:

oh mister johnson

fsafas

Oh.

guavi:

Portrait of a Lady.
Or is it Ladies? I guess that depends on your interpretation.

How I de-stress: listen to Boards of Canada and doodle crap. HAY I DISCOVERED TODAY THAT YOU CAN CHANGE THE BRUSH ROUNDNESS DERPDERP

proper anatomy what’s that

Hello, and congratulations on founding Aperture Science.

testingisthefuture-deactivated2

Thank you! I AM SO COOL

http://andresflyingcircus.tumblr.com/post/6336349792/andres-feelings-towards-people-in-the-facility

killmaster-andre

I AM A GREAT HERO

SMELLING THAT PLASTIC, IT SMELLS LIKE SOME REAL GOOD SHIT. ANYWAYS, YOU OPEN THE LETTER AND YOU CAN SEE THAT THE HANDWRITING IS VERY MASCULINE AND BADASS. IT GOES AS FOLLOWS...

/Hiya, Mister Johnson! It's me, Andre. I decided to do some work around here and stuff. I hope I'm making you proud! Really love working here. Anyways, I hope we can hang out soon. I'd really like to. ANyways, see ya aorund!

Anonymous

AW YISS PRESENT FROM ANDRE /SUNGLASSES

ILOVEANDREPRESENTS.

GUYS I’M BACK FROM VACATION

andresflyingcircus:

moreprerecordedmessages:

AND BY VACATION I MEAN SPYING ON BLACK MESA

CAVE! -tacklehug-

HELLO THERE YOUNG TEST SUBJECT